Dumb Storys
Here I'll be telling stupid stories about my life, so if you like pointless stupid stuff, then this is the place for you!
The Geese
Ok, so one day I was leaving the zoo, and so we hung out by a little pond across the road. Now, you see, there were a bunch of geese hanging out near the edge of the pond. My brother started picking up acorns, and started throwing them at the geese. So they started chasing me. This is a true story!
The Cat
Ok, so one day I was sleeping over at my friends place, and they have a cat. So we had a cup of milk each, and we would see who could eat hot Cheetos the most without drinking milk. Of course, I was dying of hotness, and I try to get to my milk. But the cat won't let me to my milk! So I try getting it, and the cat scratches me...
Brandumb's Story!!
Hi, Brandumb here, well my story started with a simple game of catch. My friend and I had been tossing a ball back and forth, and we were both on opposite sides of the pool. My friend threw the ball over my head and I jumped to get it, and fell into the pool! THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SHIRT!!!
Maxs Insane Adventures
Hi! Max here! So I was having Chad over to my place (yes, we know each other) and we were having burgers, fries and cream soda. So I decided to dip his fries into his drink. He liked it. Then I tried it, and I don't blame him! But then I did the same with a hotpocket... he liked it...
Max's Insane Adventures 2!
Hi! It's Max again! This story involves a squirrel, me and a house. I was standing against a tree when a small squirrel came up to me and started.....humping......my foot. Creepy! So then I kicked it away. It did some superman thing and turned around in midair, and came back at me. I ran off and went into my house. My friend looked out the window and told me it was gone. But when I walked outside, it was right there! See this story in an animation here!
KITTY!!!
Ok, so I was at my friend Max's house and we were following his lil cat. So we got on the top of the stairs and I was dumb enough to get it into a corner. It almost fell, but held on and climbed back up. We just laughed. Here's this story, with a different ending, and in an animation.
Pathetic.
Okay, so I went to my cousins, and they're still into shows on Nickelodeon and Disney Channel and stuff, which I really don't mind, since it's always nice to have a break from Carlos Mencia and Family Guy. Well anyways, every time that we were watching TV, we would end up watching the shows on Disney Channel. One of which was, in fact, Hannah Montana. So here we are, a 13 year old, a 12 year old, a almost 15 year old, and an 8 year old, sitting around watching Hannah Montana. Pure gold, right? Well anyways, every once in awhile, we would see a commercial for what was supposed to be a "Super Exciting Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus "Best of Both Worlds" Concert in 3D!" And my brother got all hyped up about it... don't ask why. So happy day, our Aunt managed to find some free 3D glasses especially made for this concert at the store, and picked some up for us. So come Saturday, we sat around for an hour and a half or something with 3D glasses a sodas watching Hannah Montana, and if you really think about it, that's pretty funny. So here's a picture: