up near the date, statues and all that because it's been bothering me.Past News
Is there really a needed explanation? Updates of the past is all it is!
5:12 PM Tuesday, May 26th(Fun Fact: The HTML and .SWF files for LL- Fetish are both labeled "BALLS")
Happy Lockday! I know, it's a bit late for me to be finally doing this, but I didn't ever get aroudn to putting my new Lock Day flash up on here, but now it is.
Also, I participated in the "Drugs R Gud Collab" down on Newgrounds with some other Locks, so here is that
Happy Lockday, again!
9:40 PM Sunday, May 24th(LOCKDAY COMETH)
School ended on Thursday, but I never actually got around to updating the site until now, but whatevs maaannn. I've got a few things to say
Tomorrow is Lockday, so you'll be seeing a new animation from me quite soon :3
My phone hasn't been sending texts lately, so sorry if you tried to text me, I think I went over my limit or something, because I'm not sure if I have unlimited texting :[
Steven (As well as Blake, Willy, Nik and Max) have all been waiting for me to finish another animation like Terrorist Attacks, which I was working on for awhile not long ago but spaced it out a little.
And lastly, TOFA has started again down on Albinoblacksheep, so I joined, but won't even know the theme for my open round animation until June.
9:40 PM Sunday, May 17th(Once Lockday is over with, I'll be back to non-due dated animations!)
This one's for Social Studies class, based on the 50's decade.
Also, I get out of school on Thursday, so happy times.
7:42 PM Wednesday, May 13th("If you downit git en Aye ale shaf yur had!" said the drunken man 30 times.)
Okay, so before I give an explanation for yesterdays animation, I'd like to tell a story about the most hilarious thing to happen to me in a long time.
So after walking home from school, my dad got back maybe half an hour after I did. He then began to cook some meat or something and then was wearing nothing but shorts and was quite drunk. I'm not complaining, mind you. Well, so he starts talking to me about how he's gonna shave me bald if I don't get an A on that Rock Cycle project, and then left my room.
He then proceeded to do that again 20 more times, repeating the exact same thing as before, on a loop. I was laughing hysterically the whole time. Just think about a 53 year old drunk guy with just some shorts on talking unnecessarily loud about the same thing for 15 minutes and you'll have this whole scene played out in your mind.
Well anyways, about that animation yesterday:
It was done for Mr. Kievit's (from the Mad Mad World series and BFL) class as a end of the year project about the Rock Cycle. I had to do a storybook as the actual project, so I made thsi animation and printed out some parts of it with some word bubbles and tossed it all together.
Yattah yattah yattah.
9:05 PM Tuesday, May 12th(Man the rain came down that dayyyyy)
I'm not gonna bother saying anything right now, I have something else to do.
5:30 PM Monday, May 4th(Springgggggg and a stormmmmmmmm)
Jeez it's been longer than I'd thought since I last updated. I've got like 3 due animations that I need to get done.
One for Science, about the Rock Cycle
One for Social Studies, about the 50s
And the most important of them all:
One for Lockday 2009, due March 26th.
So I won't be releasing any random shorts for awhile, probably.
Also, the Hit Counter up there reset for some reason and last time I saw it before it reset it was at around 21 thousand or something, so I just added that to the 3 thousand from after it reset and whala.
8:00 PM Thursday, April 16th(Well that sure was a boring post, wasn't it?)
Hey. Not much to say today other than that I changed the little image up there (Obviously). I also finished my part for the collab down at the Lock Legion, I don't know if I'll put it on here or not, I'll definitely link to the collab when it's finished and put on Newgrounds on May 26th (Which is LockDay, by the way) I'll also have a Lock Legion movie released on that day.
3:28 PM Sunday, April 12th(I censored some of those words down there to keep the site from being blocked by over-reacting teachers at schools)
Happy Easter! I actually didn't know it was Easter until noon, but whatever. I'm still a bit confused about how Jesus Dying + Rabbits = Colored Chocolate eggs, but whatever. I also have the next week completely off of school, due to spring break. Time to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!
Now then, onto a potential rant.
I've been rather annoyed lately with all the obsession over Twilight. Okay, I get it, it's a romantic story about some guy who's a vampire and he's in love with some chick so he doesn't eat her. I was lucky enough to stumble upon a DVD of Twilight last night, or, at least my brother's friend brought it over for some reason. So I sat there and watched this movie for what probably was an hour and a half. I came to the conclusion that I have never seen a more well known movie with absolutely nothing happening before in my life. I can sum up the whole movie like this:
Some chick named Bella moves somewhere. Bella meets some chick with big teeth and an ugly guy. Bella meets a vampire. Bella falls in love with the vampire. They play... Baseball? What!? And then some mean vampires try to eat her so they run away. Then there was a scene in a ballet room or something where the bad vampires fight the good vampires. Bella is bit, Edward sucks on Bella, Bella is in hospital suddenly with her mom, and then they go to prom.
What is so great about this? And the whole time I was wondering why Bella and Edward were such good friends all of a sudden even though every time they interact they both just say like two lines in an awkward way and just look awkward in general, with their shoulders locked up and them looking away from each other.
Oh, and there was ALMOST a sex scene in there, but Edward is a wussy and forgot that he likes men instead of ladies.
Another question: Why does everyone think all the male actors in this movie are so hot? They don't look like any type of person other than the type of guy you'd find walking down the street listening to his Ipod. It's probably because they can find hundreds of images of these guys taking their shirts off.
Why are there so many pictures of these guys taking their shirts off!? Did they all decide they needed more little pictures for little girls to drool over? I logged on to Gmail yesterday after watching this monstrosity of a film, and changed my status to "I just watched Twilight. It's quite literally the most boring movie I've ever seen. Is there something I missed, or was it supposed to be just a bunch of awkward conversations between two pale pretentious stereotypes?" which then sparked someone's (who will remain unnamed) attention. Our conversation then was liek this, from my memory:
Them: hay dont b disin twilite
Me: Why?
Them: becuz <some actor> nd <some actor> r in it!!!!1
Me: Well they must be terrible actors then. Who did they even play as?
Them: her ill jst sed u sum pix
I then proceeded to check my email and was shocked at these 6 or so pictures this lady had SAVED ON HER HARD DRIVE of some guys taking their shirts off. Oh boy! Then we started arguing about how if someone is hot it doesn't make them a better actor.
So that's my rant for today, I'd continue but I don't want to double the page size. I'm working on another movie for The Lock Legion, which will be released on Lock Day, which is March 26th. I still want a freaking' chocolate bunny.
And last but not least, I got rid of the little
up near the date, statues and all that because it's been bothering me.
5:05 PM Sunday, April 5th(Look out, look out, pink elephants on parade, here they come. Hippity hoppity.)
5:55 PM Monday, March 23rd(This was fun to edit :3)
I got back yesterday around 5 pm, so yeah. New video today, but this one will need a bit of an explanation. It's a home movie a few people I know made. They brought it into class to show, but it was all messed up so I offered to fix it up a little.
With Lazers.
So they gave me a disk with the file and I've been working on it for a week or so now. Please be warned that the actors are 12 and are pretty stupid. I dunno about the one kid though, the short one. He has no lines nad is unimportant though so he isn't Co-Authored
3:45 PM Friday, March 20th(You like guys? WTF YOUR A GIRL THAT'S SO WEIRDDDDD)
Me and Max are going up to Phoenix for some reason until Sunday.
BUHBYE
12:01 PM Sunday, March 15th(Turtles can talk, who says they can't?)
Well, Saturday the 14th was pretty well taken by Newgrounds, and DeviantArt, but surprisingly, Albinoblacksheep liked it too. In fact, It's up on the front page of their, which is my first non-contest entry to be put on that site. Go me!
Also, today is my dads birthday. He's 53. Yeaaap.
3:30 PM Saturday, March 14th(I'm not late, you're just early)
New animation? No.
Just kidding.
5:07 PM Friday, March 13th(Hard buns)
No new stuff yet. I have yet to begin work on any art section of some sort, but Marc is coming over, so we'll probably make some animation or something. No promises though.
I do have a nice little quote from a conversation I had with my dad earlier, though. He's going out with his friends tonight and he was just naming off all the food in our house like he usually does, and this little jewel slipped out:
Dad: "We have some hotdogs, but I didn't buy any buns because they get all hard. I mean, I like hard buns on a girl, but not with a hotdog."
Me: "Good for you."
Just thought I'd share that.
7:35 PM Friday, March 6th(Oh boy oh boy)
Oh hey guys.
Guess what.
The site is working!
It's been way too long since the last update, but let me bring you up to speed.
Okay, on December 31st, the sites hosting died out, because it had been 2 years since it was made (Or something along those lines) and I had to renew it. Of course, I reacted by telling my dad who was asleep on the couch, then going to Marc's party. Good fun. Then I had my dad contact Godaddy.com because they host for me and that's where the site was registered. So my dad did the usual (He calls, waits 3 hours before getting a hold of anyone, talks 3 hours and nothing is resolved) and we find out we can't pay to renew the site unless the site is under my dads name. It was under my moms name, so we had to change it, which took a long time because we needed a bunch of stuff our uncle had and blah blah blah. So then, the site is back up in early February or late January, and I have to figure a bunch of crap out because my site won't let me edit it. Oh boy. Then I learned that I needed to download something for the site called Microsoft Frontpage extensions, so I did, it didn't work, I undownloaded it, sent an email about it to godaddy, they replied, it was useless, and I redownloaded it and here I am!
Anyways, since you obviously could care less about me or my life, and you obviously want to get to the new stuff, so here you go:
This one started off as a really weird face I would always draw at school. Now it's become more.
LL stands for Lock Legion, which is a group of animators (Who base mostly off of Newgrounds) and they all pretty much pick a character/object, name it after the thing it is, with lock at the end, and give it a lock on its face. Mine is "Zombie Turtle Eating A Guys Head Lock" and this animation features Log Lock. They're all a pretty cool group but aren't too kind to non-animators. This one was made for the 4th Bi-Weekly contest set for the theme of "Pirates vs Ninjas" and blorfghinarglitah.
This was for a contest on Albinoblacksheep. I don't have the patience to type much more, so let's leave it at that.
So anyways, blah blah blah, there's not really much to say. I'll probably be removing a few sections that are useless, and I really want to add an art section. Byyyyyeeeee
3:35 PM Thursday, December 26th(Speak to me if you wish >:3)
MERRY (late) CHRISTMAS!!!! I'll try to have a real Christmas special out today or tomorrow, and then another I'll be making when Marc gets here today.
Now then, the real reason I'm saying anything on here, is because I've recently downloaded MSN (Or Windows Live Messenger, whatever it's called) under the name "Chadwgl@yahoo.com" so feel free to add me.
10:00 PM Tuesday, December 23th(OHYESMAKEOUTPARTY!)
Well then, it's been a lot longer than I realized since I last put anything up here.... whatever. Me and Max (and Sara, voice lady) made an animation today out of complete and utter boredom. It swears (Holy crap, really? Yes, kill yourself now) so look out, honeybunches. Also, me and Max, AKA "The Moaning Men" made our musical Debut in the credits.
9:20 PM Wednesday, December 11th(Finally done with that!)
What's this? Another school project? And this one ISN'T for science and is badly done and rushed!? WOAH!
6:20 PM Wednesday, December 10th(FAICBUK U SEY!?)
I've got a few things to say.
1: It would be really cool to see a video that was actually just made with a video camera, but they edited everything out except for the shadows. That would be really trippy.
And everything else is kind of in one big bundle. Since we all know about the whatever called Facebook, I decided to make one. I'll add you if you tell me that you found me through my site, probably. Also, Since now I've got 3+ profiles that I want you guys to actually know about, I'm gonna put all that stuff down in the Links Section, which is fine and dandy and all that good stuff.
So add me on Myspace, Facebook, add Joey on Myspace, subscribe to me on DeviantArt, Newgrounds, whatever.
7:05 PM Monday, December 1st(I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream)
Okay, since Christmas is apparently just around the corner (or at least thats what all those Walmart commercials say) I decided to make something this year, for once. It's hardly anything, just something short, but move around the menu screen with your mouse and try to find the easter egg. Oh, and be sure no one who would think of naked snowmen as innapropriote is around to see. ;3
4:55 PM Saturday, November 29th(Phew, glad to be home.)
Hoooolyyyy crap! I'm back! The trip was fun, I got to see a few of my aunts, my grandma, and a bunch of my cousins and stuff. But I did end up spending a long time in the car.
7 hours driving from my house to my dads friend Ron's place, where we spent 2 nights, then left to my Aunt Carols house (Another hour) where we spent another two days, and had thanksgiving dinner and all that. We actually got my grandma (Who is almost 90, I think) to bowl on the WII, and all the other people there tried it out too, but I won every time with my turkeys. Then we drove to some place where we ended up missing our boat to the Catalina Islands, where we met up with some of my dads friends and hung out up there. Then I started texting Max about nipples or something, and we went back on the boat to California again (So that's 3 hours, 1 driving from my Aunts place to the boat place, another hour on the boat ride, then another on the way back from the islands) and then we drove to a hotel, where we hung out for awhile because we finally weren't at someone else's house, and it was just my family (That took an hour to get there from the boat place) and then we drove back here today, which took around 7 hours.
So all in all, I ended up in a car for around 19 hours. Which is way too close to a whole day. It was all fun though, and I finally got to see Joey again when we picked him up from the dog hotel down at PetSmart. (To take him on the boat to Catalina, we would've had to get a muzzle for him, but his face is smashed, so it's hard to find him a muzzle)
Oh, I may make an animation about something I discussed with my Papa on the way back from the Catalina islands later, but you never know.
4:05 PM Sunday, November 23rd(Oh, I'll be gone till sometime next weekend, seeya, till then!)
Okay, A new animation, huzzah. This one was created while Marc, Max, and Sara all came over to my place to voice act and hang out, while I animated stuff. It's pretty good, I think. We also saw Eagle Eye, which was cool and epic and stuff. Oh, and this is about Twilight in a way, so look out.
8:30 PM Monday, November 20th(LOOKATMEI'MNAKED!)
Okay, finally a new animation. It's a little less than 10 seconds, so don't expect too much. If you've never played Ghosts and Goblins, hten look at the comment underneath the video before playing it.
6:40 PM Monday, November 19th(HILARIOUS)
Okay, nothing new really has happened. Again, me Marc Max and Sara will all be at my house on Saturday, then we'll go and see a movie. So nothing really new, I might finish a short animation soon, but I might not, you never know. Okay, now for the real reason I made this update. I just have to put up this quote from max, it's from a forward he sent me, where they fill out a little thing. But I managed to look through it and find this:
I love that so much, it's hilarious. HILARIOUS!
He also replied to every other question with Muffin.
9:05 PM Monday, November 17th(You like the new logo? GOOD.)
You probably already know this, but.... new logo. Since I've pretty much made everything else on this site out of flash, I decided to finally make the logo better. Also, scroll over them for some words, and names for clarification.
Okay, I've started a collaboration with Calicard and TheStan (Both from DeviantArt) and it should be done in forever. I actually have no idea how long it will take, we have no end in our minds yet, but it should be good.
Also, around Saturday I'll be having Marc, Max, and Sara over to make an animation, let's hope I can crank it out fast enough before I leave for a week for Thanksgiving.
9:05 PM Sunday, November 16th(Also, I'm working on some stuff, it'll be done in awhile.)
Okay, I know I said I'd only put pictures I drew up on Deviantart, but Kendra demanded me draw someone kissing her and put it up here, or she wouldn't love me anymore :[ So here is a picture of her Boyfriend, Cody, "Kissing" her.
Also, one last note. I will not be able to reply to, or anything for the week after this one, because I'll be up in California for Thanksgiving,
8:00 PM Wednesday, November 5th(Phew, thank god I'm done with that.)
Okay, so Obama's been elected, and I'm still the dumb kid who I was before, I still wish McCain had won though :(
Anyways, keep checking out my DeviantArt, I added a little animation on there not long ago, and such.
Also, I made another animation for Science, 7th grade style. It's only a minute long, and it's due tomorrow, so I had to hurry up on the last part, which sucks horribly.
Oh, and my brother did two voices, the first interview guy, and the gurgling guy.
8:45 PM Saturday, November 1st(Okay, I'm done with my shout-outs for today. Enjoy.)
Well then, sorry about the long period of no updates. I got a few viruses on my computer that has all the stuff that let's me work on the site and had to do a bunch of stuff.
Pretty much, I get virus, my dad buys antispyware, finds out it was a scam, we get Norton, order restoration disk, wait a few days, restore computer, the end. It was quite boring, but now everything back to semi-normal. I managed to save a few projects down on a flash drive before the virus stuck itself to them, and now all is well. I did manage to buy Fable II, which is awesome, I got married, had a kid, and got an STD all in 12 Game-Hours. Ohhh yeahhh.
I might change up the title up there to a more up-to-date style-wise image, and then it'll be fantastical and all I'll want to do is sing sunchine lollipops and rainbows everything that's wonderful that's how I feel, and we're together!
Sorry about that. But yeah, two things to learn from this, down EVER buy antispyware programs from online, always go to a store so you don't get scammed, and also, I'd like to thank Kevin Olson (Calicard) for making this and Hat-man for sneaking me into this and being awesome enough to make this.
5:50 PM Friday, October 17th(I just got back to school, but you guys have to live without me again for the weekend >:D)
One new video today, it's about stuff I do.
Also, I took the "Stop Dying" skit from A Series Of Comedic Sketches and put it in it's own video, but it's still in the SOCS. Don't worry ;)
1:24 PM Thursday, October 16th(Dumb principle had already decided I was guilty when I talked to him)
Okay, so I got suspended for 3 days from school. I'm not sure why I put it off until today, which is my last day of suspension, but I did. I was suspended for being a pervert or something and pretty much, the vice principle (which I don't think is even a respectable job title) and principle both bothered me into admitting to stuff I did once if even.
Now, I'm saying this, not just because this site is pretty much the only place where anyone will actually read this because they're hoping something will eventually come out of it, but because I was thinking earlier about suspension.
Suspension is the dumbest possible punishment a kid could ever get. "This kid stabbed someone, we should send him home for a week where he can hang out and do whatever he wants instead of really doing something!" Genius? I think not. Simply enough, Suspension is useless and no one will ever learn to not do something from a few free days away from school.
9:30 PM Friday, October 10th(Well then, waffles and birds and airplanes galore.)
Okay, so I made a new animation. It was really just a time killer because I have nothing to do today, but it's enjoyable, and it took me a few hours to make.
6:00 PM Sunday, October 5th(Ugh, I'm tired.)
Ughhh... I can't believe what I just did. I just spent at least 3 hours on buttons. Scroll down to see what I mean. I changed up the things that happen when you roll over a link, and I just made the site look a little better down on the list. But I'm tired, and I still have to find out how to make all those stupid pictures link to the section they go to. It's just not working. I'll figure it out eventually. Also, I replaced Uncle Sam with me, joy.
10:15 AM Saturday, October 4th(I'm out of things to say about beef.)
Not much has happened lately, nothing funny, nothing sad, nothing horribly bizarre, but I did make another animation. It's kind of a sequel to "A Message From Chad" and it's just a little bit of practice for me. I'm really loving how my characters bodies are starting to look, and be sure to check into Deviantart every once in awhile ;)
8:00 PM Friday, October 1st(Beef is god)
Okay, finally I got a new video. It's really just a bunch of my little projects that were in separate pieces that I never finished and never will. So I just threw them together in a bundle of gabungle and gave them a rather strange name.
Also, be prepared to hear Madis voice in a video in the near future, because she's been bothering me to let her do voice acting.
7:08 PM Friday, September 29th(Beef is also a dairy product)
Hey there you stupid lumps of baby heads! I have made some stuff! One of those things is in fact a picture of Max and Sara making out! AMAZAZING! "Ribbit ribbit chip it chip it lick it lick it rip it." are a few words Madi just mentioned to me. That sicko.
On a lighter note, I have a lot of stuff on DeviantArt and such, so check it out. But here's something I'd just like to the everyone. This is a little piece of a chat me and Madi had over Gmail, so joy, look what she said, and what my response was.
11:10 PM Friday, September 26th(Beef is a color)
Well Max is over, and since him and Sara have been going out awhile, I decided to give him a little gift on Deviantart. Go on there, seriously, there's lots of little pictures and extra little animations and such. I hope you enjoy and such. I also changed up the links page a little.
9:45 PM Friday, September 19th(Seriously, this is my favorite animation.)
New video, this ones my favorite now. Officially. It just really shows the true quality that this site has sometimes and the comedy the goes along with it, and it has a major dosage of my style. I based this one off of a comic I did for Language Arts near the start of the year, and the end actually has a huge explosion, but I really didn't want to animate that.
Again, sorry for no sounds, but I did get the VCam in there!
9:25 PM Tuesday, September 16th(Oh, and I was sick but now I'm not huzzah!)
Okay, finally, this project is done, somewhat. I was debating whether or not to use a VCam (A replacement camera to make things seem more epic than they really are, or so I don't have to move everything on screen to make it look like the camera moved) and I was also debating whether or not to do sounds. But sounds is, as always, a bunch of work for nothing too extra or too special. And the VCam was just boring. I'm glad I'm done with this, because I've got a bunch of extra ideas in the back of my head.
Oh, and I probably forgot to say this, but a really long time ago, I lost in TOFA, I just kept forgetting to say it. It was probably because God Wants sucked.
9:04 PM Friday, September 12th(I was gonna post something on the 11th, but I was really tired :P)
Sorry about the long wait for the animation, it's still not done, but I've had a lot to do. For one, I had to spend a whole day almost completely doing my brothers girlfriends (Rachel) homework. Then the other days, I just didn't have the inspiration to work on it. I did get about another second done a day or two ago, but nothing more than that yet. I actually have almost a minute and ten seconds, I just need to wrap it up, and I know what I want it to do, it's just that I have no inspiration.
Oh, and by the way, since I've been making so much random art lately and putting it up on here, I made an account on Deviantart and have uploaded all of the artwork and such I've made over the months. Some of it is really old, but I felt the time was right since now I had uploaded a character that none of you had seen yet unless you read The War 1. Well here's the link to my account on Deviantart, just check in every once in awhile, or register on there and subscribe to me.
Here's possibly the last piece of art I'll post on here.
12:40 PM Thursday, September 7th(Bwahaha, aren't you glad I didn't spend time on what I should have?)
Heya people! The video isn't done yet, but incredibly close to being done! So instead of finishing up with the last few seconds of animation, I decided to waste my time on making a crappy little snake game! Huzzah! It's literally just snake, except you control spinning angry blue faces and you eat smiling red faces! HUZZAH!
4:10 PM Thursday, August 28th(Oh, I'm still working on the cake, I need just 2 more ideas to be done.)
Sorry about the lack of updates lately, schools been distracting me, but fear not, I AM working on a project currently, I'm not sure what to call it for sure yet, but it's took me about a week or far and I'm only a little more than 30 seconds done with it, but there will be at least a minute I'm hoping. There's lots of action, violence, and funtimehappyjoys, and no, for once, I'm not in it, OMGINORITE!?!??! So here's a purdy preview of it, and no, it's not the end, Ninjas don't die that easily.
Oi, and yesterday was my brothers birthday, so honor him by watching DALALALA 50 times.
Happy birthday, brother thing. You still owe me those 20 bucks.
8:45 PM Wednesday, August 13th(SEND ME THE CAKE IDEAS!!! SERIOUSLY!!)
Arg, school started Monday, and I gotta say, I have a bunch of cool people in my class, but some who are rather... annoying...
But nameless enemies aside, with the start of school, came the start of the 5th The War. Yes, a whole lotta them. And since now I've had a long time to think up new characters and such, I've brushed up my skills and have happily added in a few characters from the past and a few unspoken.... yet.... characters.
But anyways, a character from The War, I think he originated in number 4 or something, but he's really unremembered. Especially his name.... Jonrai. I don't remember why I thought of it, or how, but it fits this rather unusual character quite well. Well, here's a picture of him, the colors and such aren't for sure, but I always wanted him to have gray hair, and some orange and green on him somewhere. Don't worry, they aren't ALL this weird.
Oi, I forgot how small it was. Whatever. And I also put up a little extra info for contacting me on the bottom of the front page.
7:15 AM Monday, August 4th(Oh, and still send me ideas for The Cake, I've only got like 5 so far.)
Hello my immortal children and Max. Today I have no real news other than something woke me up at 6 am and I was too lazy to fall back asleep so I went ahead a woke Joey up, but he fell asleep again. Oh, and last night I drank almost a full 2 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper, and it was awesome.
Ah yes, just because I could, I drew you guys a picture of the infamous Yam, which for some reason isn't very well known on this site, since I'm pretty sure that Yam only really appeared in Fix My Wii, to be a generic character that could have been John or Max or even Philippe.
He wants a hug, but he doesn't get one, because he's nasty and fat.
Oh, I also discovered while spending my weekend at Marcs house, that I am really good at drawing Stewie Griffin from Family Guy's head, but not the rest of him.
And on a final note, I'm thinking about make a "Characters Page" To have a picture and small description of each and every character from the site. It'll take awhile to make, but I'm sure it'll be cool to have it there.
12:05 AM Thursday, July 31st(I might make another big awesome enemy from the war soon...)
Okay, there's no real news other than I got a few shots at the same time as my brother who needs these shots for high school, but my dad doesn't want to try to remember who has which shots. But blah blah blah, annoying rambling aside, I drew a picture in flash just because I could of a rather large enemy type robot thing from The War, don't ask about why it looks the way it does, but I based it off of memory, so it might not be the same thing as from The War. So here it is:
I also added a thing around his neck, I think he looks actually really cool.
Also, I recently discovered the heavenly thing that is Yahoo IM, and I'm lovin' it, so if you have a yahoo account, you might wanna download the Yahoo IM thing, and add me with my email of "Chadwgl@yahoo.com" and then you can ask me stuff and such LIVE. Or you can give me a headache from constantly Buzzing, and end up making me block you for being perverted and annoying. Not that I'm not perverted and annoying...
9:52 PM Monday, July 28th(I enjoy drawing these pictures :D)
I made a picture, but you have to wait until you've read all of this to see it. Okay, so There were too many things on this site that...sucked and weren't ever used, so I got rid of the following:
E-Dolls Section- It was dumb, and useless.
HyperBoy Section- The creators a jerk and refused to give me the code for the 4th episode, and there's no need for it anyways.
Comic Shorts- They were pretty much headed towards a cheesy plotline and weren't really worth the page.
Okay then, I also changed up the Links Page a bit, and I'm debating on whether or not I should change the pictures near each section, you never know.
So here's a pretty picture of me and Marc in a trans because of the WII.
Oi, and I'm working on an animation called the Cake, if you want to help out with some ideas, email me/gmail me and I'll send you you a picture and some instructions.
10:12 PM Sunday, July 27rd(You know you missed me.)
I'm back! And I have another strange picture. This one has a little more reason, however. And I have a whole Dumb Story to go along with it. Yeah, a whole new dumb story, so here it is, along with a pretty picture:
"Okay, so I went to my cousins, and they're still into shows on Nickelodeon and Disney Channel and stuff, which I really don't mind, since it's always nice to have a break from Carlos Mencia and Family Guy. Well anyways, every time that we were watching TV, we would end up watching the shows on Disney Channel. One of which was, in fact, Hannah Montana. So here we are, a 13 year old, a 12 year old, a almost 15 year old, and an 8 year old, sitting around watching Hannah Montana. Pure gold, right? Well anyways, every once in awhile, we would see a commercial for what was supposed to be a "Super Exciting Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus "Best of Both Worlds" Concert in 3D!" And my brother got all hyped up about it... don't ask why. So happy day, our Aunt managed to find some free 3D glasses especially made for this concert at the store, and picked some up for us. So come Saturday, we sat around for an hour and a half or something with 3D glasses a sodas watching Hannah Montana, and if you really think about it, that's pretty funny. So here's a picture:
"
I didn't draw my cousins in because I'm trying to type this fast enough so I don't miss the start of South Park. AGuh-Bye.
12:40 PM Wednesday, July 23rd(You know you'll miss me)
I'm going off to hang out with my cousins until Sunday, so nothing new will pop up here. But hey, it's not all bad, because I made you idiotic fans a picture!
Now you can look at Joey and just think of his most hilarious line..."Uhhhgg." And if you don't understand that reference, then watch Marcs Lazah. And just turn up your sound right after.... "Marc Lazahs."
Have fun with your days without me!
10:30 PM Tuesday, July 22th(Oh, and turn up your sound ;))
A new animation, in a whole new style, and you guys won't really think I made this because of how different it is. Seriously, it's got a lot of strange things in it. But this was my first flash released publicly, so I got Marc to come over and do some voices, and we came up with this:
Yes, it's based of the Lazer Collection by Dom Fera from youtube. The links to him are on the videos page. So yeah.
12:51 AM Friday, July 18th(This really didn't need to happen, but John insisted.)
New logo since John came over and he's apparently coming back to my school, so he's back, and so him, Marc, and Max are the 3 secondary characters. And he was getting all mad and stuff cuz he just realized that he was getting replaced, so he kept bothering me about wanting to be back on the logo, so there you go. It's pretty much out, and it's now blue in the background, instead of red. There, now be quiet.
5:03 PM Thursday, July 10th(Seriously, PHEW)
Phew, finished my entry for round 1 of TOFA just in time. It was due today, and I had no idea about that until yesterday, so it's rushed, but it's good, the theme was "Bob wanted an apple, so he...."
Sorry for not updating recently, I've been toying around in flash a lot, and you won't see many more animations from swish once I decide I'm good enough for the public.
Also, me and Max made a 2 part live video, and another cooking channel one, the cooking channel one won't upload itself onto my computer, so I have to figure that all out, and the 2 part one is on my myspace, it's about jalapenos, so you can't miss it.
Phew, I typed this fast, since I'm all jumpy from almost being late for TOFA.
1:36 PM Monday, June 23nd(Pikmin is this new sites video game mascot)
Me and Marc made another animation, it's skit-based toon about the game Pikmin, which by the way is awesome. Also, the "warka Charx" is a stupid name so I just changed it to "Chadsweb, Max, and Marc." This new animation as 5 short little things, and took us a whole day since we were slacking off so much.
Oh, and I made it into the brackets for TOFA, and I'm against Sirsloth, which is good, because he didn't even break 100 points, while I got exactly half the possible score... I think.
12:30 AM Sunday, June 22nd(Joyous times these are)
Okay, so... um... Marc, my friend, is replacing John since he isn't going to my school anymore. And he's cool and stuff. I've known him since kindergarten, and Max has known him since 1st grade, so that's pretty cool. We spent like 5 hours today on some stupid animation that you will love and enjoy every second of. Max sadly had to call Sara his girlfriend for the sake of the script. And this IS indeed the Marc mentioned in BFLs credits. So we all did some voices while I animated and stuff. Big whoop, you wanna fight about it? Since we grouped up to make this, we called ourselves the Warka Charx. Don't ask because I won't answer.
Also, we have a new logo. Joy.
1:10 PM Thursday, June 19th(Let's hope I get into the brackets!)
It's the last day I had to work on TOFA Open Round, and I finished in a reasonable amount of time. So if you want to know what TOFA is, look through my previous updates, and if you wanna know what this rounds theme was, then look at the video on the menu screen.
TOFA Open Round- Explaining ChadsWeb
12:07 PM Wednesday, June 18th(Yay)
It's my birthday! Joy! And as my first gift, I got the "Adobe Creative Suite 3" which comes with
Dreamweaver CS3
Flash CS3 Professional
Fireworks CS3
Contribute CS3
I have no idea what all of those are except flash, but they're all animation related. Joy.
4:20 PM Friday, June 13th(Come one, come all! See Max hit on some person!)
Another insult video! Insult videos are like Track Day, by the way. This one has color though! It features me, Max, and Sara. Sara is some lady we found on the street.
2:44 PM Friday, June 13th(I'm just so amazing, aren't
I!? 
)
Happy Friday the 13th! Somehow, it's past noon and the zombies haven't come to kill me yet, so I thought I'd throw together a video about muffins!
Well, the guy on the left is an old creature I used to draw back in 3rd grade. Back then I called it a "Fluffy Punk" but that just doesn't sound right. I need names, or else I'll go back to calling it a fluffy punk, beware.
9:47 PM Thursday, June 12th(Sorry I haven't
updated in so long, TOFAs got me stressed )
Guess who? Who cares! That's who. I made a new animation, nothing big, but it's kinda creepy, but hey, Friday the 13th IS tomorrow, so creepy sounds good. So it has a new character, Mr. Snuggles, kind of a ghostly bear character. Fear him. Also, sadly, Mr. Crawdad has met his end, well at least he did about 2 days after "Meet Mr. Crawdad" was released. But don't worry, I shall continue to animate this British crab/lobster/whatever in his honor.
Oh, and I made the smiley up there, not bad, Hm?
11:55 PM Wednesday, May 28th(The only good ideas I get appear when I can't make them)
TOFA (Tournament Of Flash Artists) round one started. The theme is I have to describe my username in an animation, so I have it easier than most people, compared to Cndy Joe or whatever, I just have to explain ChadsWeb. Big whoop, I'm a spider.
Oh, and here's something I just whipped up for you to stare at for days on end:
1:46 AM Saturday, May 24th(Oh yeah, John animated something but it's horrible :D)
We went camping for a weekend and my brother brought home a crawdad. Here's a simple enough video:
Oh, and schools out!
3:52 PM Monday, May 19th(Be ready for "Everyone Gets Ripped on Time!")
Just so you guys know, I'm not only ripping on Tyler this summer. I'm ripping on everyone in my class. I really don't care if they get mad because they shouldn't. I'm literally starting a big project right now in the style of Track Day where I will have everyone that was in my class this year get insulted in some way. It will be funny, seriously. This time won't be a big huge ultra mega secret though, because 1) I'm already saying more about it than I did about BFL before it's release. and 2) I don't feel like being all secretive, and if anyone objects to me having them in there, I'll gladly remove them from my list of people to insult, but then it'll just be everyone who isn't you, then you'll feel special even though you almost certainly aren't. Yes, I'm already preparing myself for getting kicked square in the bajeepers when school starts again, and I'm not surprised if I do get kicked. But have a sense of humor and laugh at yourself, I'm basing the insults on things that are true or that is just an inside joke...or an observation.
7:40 PM Saturday, May 17th(You like new style?)
I finally made a new animation! But it's short...and was mostly me
doodling and voicing out something from Track And Field Day at school. So
pretty much it's a taste of what I'll be making over the summer: insulting
stuff that otherwise would result in me getting kicked in the knees for
making during school, but now I have the shield of not seeing people I
insult online every day! Yaaay! So now Chads-web.com is gonna be
offensive, and when school starts again, I will get stabbed by everyone I
insulted, but to try to prevent that, I'll include a little
"Sorry" note in each offensive animation. No, I'm not gonna be racist
in these, but I'll be dissing my friends and peopel I know.
Also I'm happy to announce that we now have over 10,000 views! I was lucky enough to be number 10,001!
4:10 PM Sunday, May 4th(This IS a big deal!)
GREAT NEWS! As you all know, I am an Okay animator compared to the crap I used to push into this site last year. Thankfully, since my friends are too stupid to give good feedback on my works, I went to a site I used to visit alot called AlbinoBlackSheep.com. In the chat room place, I posted a few of my animations (Clouds, Go Away, BFL, etc.) and asked for some feedback. I got some good feedback from some animators, and luckily it's helped me alot. So I got a little better at animating, big whoop right? Wrong. If any of you had went to ABS last year, you may have noticed something called the Tournament Of Flash Artists 2007, or TOFA 07. Several great animators like R. Wappin and CJA competed in this. R. Wappin, an extremely skilled artist and animator won. Let me explain just what TOFA is.
There are 3 rounds. Each round has a theme. Each animator would aniamte to the theme and turn in their work before or on the deadline date. Each new round, a new theme was given, and a few people were knocked out of the competition.
I know what you're thinking, "Why is he telling us this?" well I'll tell you why: I was nominated to join. I don't expect to be the winner, but just the sheer fact that I'm in this is awesome. This means peopel like my work who don't know me in real life. This means Chads-Web.com is growing. This means that I got nominated by The Stan, who is really cool. But there is a downside. I will be competing against 3 of my favorite animators: Andrew Kepple (creator of Too Much Spare Time), Ryoshenron (Creator of some of the funniest series' on the internet), and ZekeySpaceyLizard (An amazing artist who can literally scare you with animation, or make you happy with animation). So I'm up against some tough competition. VERY TOUGH! But hey, if I work hard enough, I'll get 50+ dollars! Yaaay! So if you go to this site, you can click on the nominations section and see the name ChadsWeb in the list, that's me.
Another great news thing about ABS, is that The Stan (the nominator who nominated me and himself into the competition) is creating a game based on AlbinoBlackSheep that is kinda like Super Smash Brothers (By Nintendo) and I am helping him create it. So if the game is ever finished, expect a link to it, and a chance to play as Chad, and a chance to kill several of my creations that aren't on this site.....yet.
Oh yeah, and I'm working on a video, don't worry.
7:10 PM Monday, Apr 14(An idea I just thoughted ofs.)
Another short video. It's pretty short, and yes, the sound quality has gone up since Digestion.
I also have plans of possibly deleting users on the Forum who have registered and never posted fter a long time. So at least say SOMETHING and come on once a week or something. Just don't register just to say you did! And the chatbox is just for quick comments, so the forum could be a great place to talk instead of floodign the chatbox. just register and post a few times every so often, it's not gonna hurt!
2:35 PM Monday, Apr 14(God save us...)
This time is a much...MUCH more serious update. The Youtube and all other online places may be in danger. No, Bill Gates isn't crazy yet, but a well known animation, and a very annoying one at that, has been granted....a SEQUEL!!!! Sequels to annoying animations like this one are horribly creepy and make no sense. Plus they become instant classics because of their prequels fame. I am talking of, of course, Charlie The Unicorn. I know it was funny the first time, but it's annoying after awhile. And there's a sequel.... I didn't help make it, but I'll link to it 'cuz I can.
http://filmcow.com/youtube-charlietheunicorn2.html
12:56 PM Monday, Apr 14(My headhairs miss their brethrens)
I hope you people liked Clouds. It took a few hours to make, which is way less than normal because of my new microphone. But I have horrible, horrible news. I got a horrible disease called...... haircut.... and it isn't what I wanted. I wanted hair, not this....not hair stuff! But don't worry, I'm not bald! And there's still hope, cuz my hairs grew an inch in one week last year! Just about 3 months!!!!! Oh crap..... oh well. I might make a video about haircuts.....hmm..... oh yeah and I'm sick today! Joy!
Also, we now have over 9 thousand views, and I didn't notice until just now! Joy world to the!
9:10 PM Thursday, Apr 10(AIMS is means)
I made a new short video with my new great quality mic and a picture of Joey. It's not the best, but it's pretty cool. Also, the ChatBox-Famous "Co." was given his own look, with the help of my ugly dogs face! Joy!
3:42 PM Thursday, Mar 27(You enjoy my artworks yes?)
Here's some Crayon Style art (like the pig in digestion) I made when I got bored. They all have really stupid titles!
3:42 PM Thursday, Mar 27(Noticed yet that Burger Funtime Land & Big Fat Lard have the same initials yet?)
Okay sorry about the small update for Digestion, but it was 10 and I still had homework to do. I hope you people like Burger Funtime Land, cuz if you didn't, then you just waited a month for something you didn't even like!
On a more useless and random note, my Batman question was answered by Mr. Kievit. Here's what he said:
"I know you're just kidding but Ill throw an answer your way:
Batman worked alone since the time his parents were killed (and it depends on which movie, or which comic you read to verify who killed them). He never wanted a partner, but when Robin’s parents were killed (again, depending on which movie or comic you “believe”) he saw a younger version of himself and wrestled with the idea of taking care of him.
In the comics, Batman and Robin argue a lot and eventually Robin goes off on his own as “Nightwing”. Then, after a long time he gets a second Robin who is killed by the Joker…
Basically Batman has one long, troubled life and like many of us who have gone thru a death or two of loved ones, he kinda just wants to work alone.
Its easier not to get hurt if you just don’t give a care about anything.
Ya know?
Spiderman would kick Batmans tail anyday…"
Thanks for the answer and for somehow making Mega Lard blow up in BFL!
9:42 PM Tuesday, Mar 25(I'm tired)
Okay here's my science project. Digestion
8:50 PM Monday, Mar 24(Before Wednesday I'll have my science animation posted on here)
100th is done. Wait, why am I calling it that, I'll call it Burger Funtime land. I hope you peopel like it, it took me a month to do. It may take awhile to load though. (12.something MB)
12:38 PM Friday, Mar 21(Seriously, do what I said on here, you could get something!)
Here I am. Be happy. Okay, so my internets been being down and connected on and off. When it's connected, I can't open attachments in my email so I can't get sound so I can't work on 100th. I was lucky enough to think of making the "King" (let's call him that) a robot, thus I was able to use Speakonia to do his voice so my voice wasn't wasted (and I couldn't do a dying old mans voice either). Anyways, there are three things that have been bothering me. Let's start with the second one just because we can. Uncle Sam or whatever his name is is boring. I see him in too many places. People, email me pictures of people pointing at the camera for all to see. I might use it if I like it enough. Now let's go to the first one, isn't this fun? We all know and love the little shout box below all the news posts. But I want to stab it because idiots are coming onto the site and not changing their names from guest to something else. Also don't Spam on there or I'll feed your kids to a manatee. But yeah, change your names! The third one (WEEE!) is that the forum has been without a new post for quite awhile now. So ya know, post in there, register, just do something!
10:40 AM Monday, Mar 17(If Batman works alone, why does he need Robin, his sidekick?)
Well, I'm getting closer to the whole "action" part of 100 (which ISN'T called 100 by the way). Also, for the people who read the 3 subject long notebook story "The War 2" (#3 currently in development in math class) the fight is somewhat based upon that but with a nice little twist. Oh yeah, and the Shaded guy from Epic Pug Journeys true identity was revealed in #2 too.......crap. Oh Well, happy day. Oh, and if anyone has an answer to today's saying (the thing after the date) then please email me the answer! It's just a thought I thought I thought of when I was thinking of thoughts I'd thought once before, and it turns out it was a thought I'd thought but never got the answer to! (Everything I just said made perfect sense) One more thing, since I'm obviously typing this during school hours, I'm sick and my voice hurts again, so that just might slow down 100 a little, but only for a day!
3:07 PM Sunday, Mar 16(Just shut up and wait!)
I have something to say to my millions of fans (yeah right) out there. It was pretty obvious that the other update was fake, for many reasons. For one, wouldn't I at LEAST type the name of the animation (it's not 100, I'm just not saying it until it's public and finished) and plus I'd type a whole bunch of stuff! So stop your sissy crying and stuff. I work on it every once in awhile, and I'm planning on having some kind of at least 10-second-long fight in there, or at least a fake one. Oh, and about the whole "Some1 in 100 WILL eat babies." thing, it won't show it, you idiots. Oh, and maybe we'll get a little background story on our shady friend from the not so epic Epic Pug Journey video released awhile ago. But yeah, there's something I just felt like saying. I'm excited about working on the action part, but not the part I'm currently on.
10:10 AM Saturday, Mar 7(Rollover the thing he's holding for 100.)
All Done.
7:14 PM Thursday, Mar 6(FUN FACT! Some1 in 100 WILL eat babies.)
Hey guys. It's been awhile since I last updated, but yeah, I've just not been in an animating mood lately. Like if you think about it like a stove. When I was sending new videos out very week, my stove was on HIGH. When they're out every week or two, it's on MEDIUM. But when I'm not in the mood, it's on LOW. But then again, when I just never want to and can't stand the sight of it, it's just plain off. Yup.
4:38 PM Wednesday, Feb 21(FUN FACT! Sandwich fly.)
I'm sick today and my voice hurts like it got stabbed with a walrus. Speaking of walruses, here's a walrus. But ANYWAYS, I won't be able to work on 100th (let's just call it that for now) today because it hurts to speak and I need to have my voice in there. Just enjoy our walrus friend. I call him the LOLrus. He lives in a box on a sheet of ice in the ocean.
6:21 PM Tuesday, Feb 20(FUN FACT! If you type rember and use spell check, remember isn't there! )
Dangit it's not 4:40 again....poophamsters. But just to keep you guys (that's you Cate!) updated, Imma tell yo some extremely HOT info. The movie will INDEED have everyone from all the videos, but they aren't all gonna have their moments, like for one, the Hobo and our unnamed friend (apparently) Not Hobo (that's the guy answering the questions! REMEMBER THAT!) will not have their extremely awesome reappearances. Some people like Max or John MIGHT have their voices if they come over (THEY BETTER!) but otherwise it's just me and the amazing voice of the "Pushy Store Clerk Guy" from BATTERIES. Also, just so I tell you this now (And I already told Newgrounds) the music video that was planned to be the 100th video was going to be by the song Knights Of Cydonia by Muse. Awesome song.
4:40 PM Tuesday, Feb 19(Yeah, I MIGHT get that music video done eventually, just not now.)
Holy potato skins! It's the exact same time right now as the last update! SPOOKEH!!!! But anyways. I have an amazingly pathetic update on the 100th video! Don't be happy. I've gotten SOOOO bored with this whole music video making thing, that I'm just gonna make an amazing video about whatever. But a bright side, who knows, I might have it in sooner since we have rodeo break! WEEH!
4:40 PM Friday, Feb 15(POST ON THE FORUMS! Don't just register!)
I'm not done with #100 yet but I do have some news! I have created a GMAIL!!! Be happy. It's chadeatsyourface@gmail.com feel free to add me to yours. Whatevah. Oh by the way, #100 is a music video.
7:55 PM Monday, Feb 11(I'm tired of saying how long they take)
New video with me and my bro! DALALALA! Also, Batteries is on newgrounds! And the next video is #100!!!! Imma make you wait forever!
4:21 PM Wednesday, Feb 6(This took forever to make, forever being about 5 hours.)
A new video that took me 5 hours (I'm guessing) to make and everything. It goes into pure awesomeness. And all I can say is thank you, WiiMote for not having batteries and inspiring me, speaking of which, BATTERIES!
5:33 PM Tuesday, Feb 5(Move the mouse around near the bottom, and click if you aren't faint at heart ;)
Weee! Another short video! This involves me, Joey, my bed, and GRAPES! (HINT! Click the link over there <<<) HAVE FUN!
3:03 PM Sunday, Feb 3(Nothing much to say, ooh, dance tomorrow!)
Happy SuperBowl Sunday! Oh joy, I just wanna watch the commercials, footballs boring to watch. New video!!!! It's really short. It's just me talking pretty much, me and my sexy voice.
And Above the Hit Counter, there's now a number, and that number represents how many CW videos are on here! YAY! (96!!!) Below is the LOLZ Bunny.
5:42 PM Saturday, Feb 2(This took me 10 minutes to make ^_^)
A new video! It's just a repeating thing about Joey and me. By the way, the pug thing with the collar is Joey. He's awesome.
1:20 PM Saturday, Feb 2(This took forever to make)
A new video! EPIC PUG JOURNEY which isn't epic at all!
4:44 PM Friday, Feb 1(Good news by me bad news by my brother, he made the poorly made chocken...)
Okay, I have good news, and bad news. Good news or bad news first? I'll let you choose.
Have fun.
8:39 PM Thursday, Jan 31(Yes, I made this out of boredom.)
Hello my sister brother things! Today I present a new video to you!!!! It's called the pillow man, and it's horrible! HAVE FUN!
8:45 PM Thursday, Jan 27(I know it sucks, shutup)
Yaay! My videos like Dr. Dew and Penabuda Pwetzels were not alone, they were accompanied by other videos that would swear. Since they swore, I didn't put them on here. But you can see them (whenever I figure out how) on Chads-web.tk. It's like a 13+ site for my stuff. Yeah but it's poorly made so yeah.....
ALSO! I got rid of that stupid I love you! thing that played when you came on here. It's annoying.
AND we needed a new person to point at you while you read. Yay for Uncle Sam or whatever his name is!
12:13 PM Thursday, Jan 27(Now he's making roman for some reason....)
Me and john had a 2 liter thing of Sprite so we took shots
from it for like an hour. By midnight, I was in the bathroom trying not to
puke. Pretty much, this was us: 
Seriously, it hurts still!
6:30 PM Thursday, Jan 24(Awesome video!)
A new video finally! It's kinda based on that thing I mentioned called the war. I did a part where this happened. Yup. It's called "Surprise Attack Afterwards."
9:00 PM Tuesday, Jan 22(And we still need one more mod, but you gotta have 100 posts!)
The forums been doing good and we finally got 2 mods! I congratulate the awesome Trunks6074 and the too young for the internets Anman Burritos!!! YAY!
4:55 PM Thursday, Jan 17(Also that Restore Khaos guy hasn't contacted me in forever, so whatevah.)
New video finally! Nothing expected though. It's called Brochures and it's got that name because we had a school project in L.A. class where we had to draw someone we didn't knows roller coaster that they wrote a page of words about. Someone who sits near me had one with a "3 FOOT DROP!!!!!!" and I was like "Dude OMG this is that drop I read about in that brochure BLADADADAADA!!!!" And it was funny so I animated it. <(*^*)> TWEET!
4:55 PM Thursday, Jan 17(Also that Restore Khaos guy hasn't contacted me in forever, so whatevah.)
Still no Circles 3, but a new logo IS up and awesome. I was going for a look like the logo of the forum, and while making the text, I clicked on the wrong color, and it looked cool so I kept it. Yup. I'll try to get Circles 3 done by next week.
3:50 PM Wednesday, Jan 16(Oh, and I'm working on Circles 3)
I got rid of our old forum and got a shiny new one. Why you ask? Because the other one was years old, not up to date, and definitely overspammed and had too many disobeyers. Now this new forum has new stuff, and some awesome super fantastic new features. I will be on it more, polishing it and hoping to get it up and awesome...ing. So register, I'm sure people will start coming in soon enough......any minute now....OH! And I'm also going to hire some mods, maybe 3 for now. Probably like 3 for every 30. But also, just so I don't get people asking me, every 50 posts, until 500, your stat will change. I mean like it starts out as a Not Not Hobo (because the guy replying to the questions in the Hobo Series is named Not Hobo) and at 50 It's Not Hobo or something. I don't remember.
8:40 PM Sunday, Jan 13(2 videos on the same NVES on the same day!!!)
Circles 2, another "....." ending with lots of explosions, action, and smooth animation.
3:45 PM Sunday, Jan 13(Yes, it was inspired by Madness)
I made a new NVES! It's called Circles! The first episode has some SPLOSIONS and some PUNCHING and some SHOOTING! Yay! It's about people made out of, you guessed it, circles that kill eachother. Yup
ALSO if you click on the link to Newgrounds I get some reward or something in the links section on CW.
5:55 PM Wednesday, Jan 8(It took 5 hours, so watch it!)
I found out that the "Making Of Link Hits Rock"
link from yesterday didn't work, so I spent 5 hours waiting for this
stupid thing to work and I'm hoping it will now.
I don't know what that is....click it maybe...ah crap I hope it works.
Okay, it may never work....oh well.
1:30 PM Tuesday, Jan 7(Nyahaha I got sick ^_^)
New videos (2!!!) today! One isn't much of a video though...well neither are... they were made at the same time too! Link Hits Rock took me about 20 minutes to make, and that's how long The Making Of Link Hits Rock is! I found a cool downloady hypercam thing and tried it out! YAY! It shows what was on my computer while I worked on Link Hits Rock. The Making Of is downloaded though....meaning you have to download it, don't worry, you can just click "Run" instead or just delete it when your done watching it...or email it to your friends! YAY!
4:26 PM Sunday, Jan 6(School starts again tomorrow....urg...)
New video today! I'm not even gonna try to type the whole name again but you know what it is!
Oh and I got my WII back from nintendo! YYAAYY!
8:05 PM Saturday, Jan 5(BORED IS BE WHAT I IS!)
I had a thought, but I forgot it. It was something about a burger...... hm..... eh.... or maybe it wasn't..... um..... wow this sure was a fun update huh? Okay my excuse for the low population of new videos is because I'm running out of ideas!!! E-mail me, post it on the forums, whatever, just help!!! I'm getting BORED of waiting!!!
12:30 AM Sunday, Jan 2(Okay so it was more than a week!)
I'm back from my doing nothing! Today is to be remembered forever, because it is simply one of the most happy days in chadsweb history, he's back in yellow with unbroken legs and a brand new beard! Let's all welcome back the Hobo and The Not Hobo! A new never ending series of questions and such, just see for yourself, it's not a question yet, but hey, it's a look into how it all started.
Quite A Few Questions A Hobo Will Ask You.
And of course, our historical video!
8:04 PM Saturday, Dec 22 (Oh and the new one is episode 7 of Surprise defense)
As of today, there are now 3 official NVES (Never Ending Series) with at least 7 episodes. Let's look at the new one now.
11:25 PM Friday, Dec 21 (Yeah, if you're wondering why I have so many pug videos, it's cuz I have a pug!)
Another video about jumping like the Blob Jump video! This one is smaller but features a nicely drawn pugs head jumping up and down! Now what do I call it? Pug Head Jump!
11:00 PM Friday, Dec 21 (Yes, Master Chief is the true father of all covenant.)
Another new full length video with another new and fat character! I call it The Wrong Chimney even though that's the chimney he wanted to go down, but he was just there at the wrong time.....yup.....I'm still not tired...
9:20 PM Friday, Dec 21 (The first full length video in the winter break!)
A video which is a good sample of my more simple comedy. I actually was bored so I sketched out a comic and thought "Hahaha, I shall animate this!" and it's the first video featuring Mario in....long time.... ENJOY! It's about my WII being sent to Nintendo (which I did yesterday) and it not returning after a month (which isn't true.....yet...) oh! and click your Prt Scrn button on your keyboard on the scene with Mario holding the plunger and paste it into paint after watching the video. Read this sign.... hahaha.
7:00 PM Friday, Dec 21 (Yes....NICE DAY!!!!)
No, no video yet, but I just want to say.... I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE 3 MONTHES FOR PEOPLE TO POST IDEAS ON THE CHAT ROOM OR TO EMAIL THEM TO ME AND I AM YET TO GET A SINGLE IDEA FOR AN AWESOME VIDEO! So e-mail me and have a nice day.
9:28 PM Wednesday, Dec 19 (Freedom is boring at first, but FUN TIME is coming...)
New video today! I call it Blob Jump because that's what it is. But this one's better! I actually hand drew these blobs, because unlike the other videos I've made lately, I didn't just move around the arms, but I drew the exact same thing except 1 different thing over and over until it looked like it was jumping!!!! HAPPY!!!!!
7:50 PM Wednesday, Dec 19 (Oh yeah.... SCHOOLS OUT FOR TWO WEEKS!!! FREEDOM!!!)
I just tried out that thing called FireFox... and for some dumb reason, looking at videos on this site can be a rollercoaster ride....some of them are HUGE and some are tiny. But hey, It's NOT MY FAULT! Get Internet Explorer you lazee poopers! Otherwise you won't know what's happening in My videos!!!!
9:16 PM Tuesday, Dec 18 (If you didn't notice it until you read this, then your DUMB)
As you can clearly see there is yet again a new logo in which I used many colored circles that ended up looking a silverish red type thing, then I threw together some other coolio stuff...lios and it ended up a logo. You love it, just like you love me, and you love me as much as you hate John!
6:03 PM Tuesday, Dec 18 (Yes, it's now a series, but not never-ending....yet...)
WOAH!!! Yes, the video Pug Stalkers was a big hit to my class apparently... so many requests, so I just made my own instead of making anyone else's. Take that foo. Pug Stalkers 2
12:15 AM Saturday, Dec 15 (Note: Penabuda Pwetzels mean popsicles.)
Another video such as the Dr. Dew thing! Of course, it's late so I had to be a little quiet. I know present to you, Penabuda Pwetzels
12:15 AM Saturday, Dec 15 (Hahaha, it's considered the 15th.)
Another new thing, wow, well it's like a podcast, and I'll probably make one every once in awhile when friends come over, or maybe I can persuade my brother to be in one. I call them ChadCasts.
10:30 PM Friday, Dec 14 (Aren't I short? I never knew that before!)
You all wanted to see my beautiful face, so me and John got bored and threw together a video., Don't count on too many, they take too long to make. It's about, well you'll just have to look and see.
8:55 PM Thursday, Dec 13 (UPDATE DAY!!!)
Woah a THIRD ANIMATION!?!?!? This ones not a comic, it's called drunken max, because he wanted to dance on a table.
6:50 PM Thursday, Dec 13 (Possibly my shortest update EVA!)
5:19 PM Thursday, Dec 13 (Yes I will add more from time to time.)
Wowee... well I'll just say that you older viewers know that I once tried my hand at comics, and it crashed and burnt horribly, one because I'm lazy, two because it was boring. But now I've come back with something AMAZ-A-ZING! I now present to you, Comic Shorts, short few second long animations with a little button for going on to the next frame or small animation. I'll take ideas in e-mails, don't count on me using them, but for this first one I thought I'd introduce two characters from my normal animations (Chad & John) and a newer, or dare I say, background character. This girl has always been there, she's my "other side" because when I take off my glasses (which I look awesome in) and put my hair back, I look like a girl, or that's what people say, so I named her Charlotte last Year (the Halloween of 06 actually. Yes, she was my costume.) and it just kinda stuck. It's now an inside joke for all my classmates. But yeah. Also, I started what I like to call the biggest comic I've ever done EVAR a few monthes ago when John donated a 5 subject notebook to me. It's insides aren't reevealed online...yet....and Charlottes hair style is from that, I call it The War. Yup.
10:01 PM Wednesday, Dec 12 (I only put the link because it's a school night.)
Science project is finally done! Here it is: Acid Rain. I'll probably say what grade I got on it....just maybe...
8:05 AM Saturday, Dec 8 (Seriously, prevent yourself from getting depressed. Then you'll stay nice the same.)
It's been a few days again and I'm yet to animate ANYTHING. I did however start a few different videos. Normally I wouldn't update the site unless there was something like.....a new video or at least some funny picture like last time. But this time I just felt like talkin' and explainin' why I was so quiet most of yesterday ^_^. Okay you all know something happened to me during the summer that I call "Getting kicked in the nuts by life." And that it made me depressed. Also many of you know I'm unhateable and pretty much a nice guy all around. YET I have certain moments when my thoughts (which are always evil) come out and my dumb little nice brain shuts up for awhile. Yeah, it happens, unless I'm insulting someone that I hate, I probably have my head down with my hair in my face and don't make a sound or ever look up. I call these my "Minutes of Evil." Example? Fine, think of the nicest person you know. Now think of something happen to them that he won't even mention to you. NOW think of him being normal mostly, but still becoming a jerk at random and unexplained times. I have a trigger to set them off. But I wont tell you. No way hozay.
12:10 PM Tuesday, Dec 4 (A donation to the old is a donation for annoying bells)
Yeah I know it's been a few days. But I don't feel like animating at the moment. BUT! I did feel like saying one thing......................I will now finish that thought! Okay, have you ever been at a Circle K or a Walgreens and there's some old wrinkly dude standing around the front jingling a bell with a box that you're supposed to put money into? Me too! But it really sucks when you're walking home, and sitting outside the place with a soda trying to talk to your friends but he's ringing the bell or standing there and listening in on you? Me too! Like OH EM GEE!!!! But yeah My Walgreens has one of them. And his head is like....lowered down between his shoulders and his neck doesn't go up. Look at this picture I made of him:
12:10 PM Saturday, Dec 1 (That first piece of chocolate on your advent calendar is gone! GASPO!)
John, who is this John? Well, he's sitting here watching me type this stuff right now! WE JUST MADE A VIDEO! WOOH! It's about him followin a pug ^_^ HERE IT IS!
10:08 PM Friday, Nov 30 (The first music video in quite awhile.)
After a whole week my loving fans must be dying of "without update" disease. So I have with me, a CURE! The coolest video I can remember at the moment (so the only video on my site that I can remember is this one, so it's the coolest!) I introduce to you, Max, fat kids, Justin (In my class and John's brother) GRENADE! the awesome video about a living grenade. OOH! And it has a splosion at the end!
11:05 AM Sunday, Nov 25 (Hehe freaky huh?)
I've now put up the most disturbing thing on this site. Just refresh the homepage and you should here it once or twice!
9:35 PM Saturday, Nov 24 (Ya, this is kinda like a late Halloween special)
New Surprise Attack today. Number 5. Ya I don't wanna say much today. Yeah, but there at the end...is that a rabbit that bat turns into?
10:12 PM Wednesday, Nov 21 (Are you half asleep too!?!?!?)
A new dumb story and video! Ok, so I was at my friend Max's house and we were following his lil cat. So we got on the top of the stairs and I was dumb enough to get it into a corner. It almost fell, but held on and climbed back up. We just laughed. Here's this story, with a different ending, and in an animation.
8:35 PM Wednesday, Nov 21 (WOAH this game isn't too glitchy!)
Game again! After many requests I've decided to make you all shutup and post another piece of a game. It's a different game, but it's cool.
Here it is blobland.exe
I will put this one into the game section.
7:40 PM Tuesday, Nov 20 (Do I really need to say anything? He's like a ragdoll!)
This is just a quick video I did for fun. I now present to you, Backflip man V2!
4:45 PM Tuesday, Nov 20 (It's a mad world after all, it's a mad world after all!)
Mad Mad World 2 is out! Yes, Mr. Kievit's relatives and him (and our fans) can now be amazed at the most awesome cliffhanger EVA!!!!!
5:40 PM Monday, Nov 19 (THE DAY OF 4!!!!!!)
The first good holiday special! The second holiday special! The first Thanksgiving Holiday Special! The first time I've shouted the word "Special" four times!!!! <<4 EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!! Need a better explanation?
3:50 PM Sunday, Nov 18 (The first ever time I did 2 updates in 1 day!)
Simply enough, I made a new picture site logo. It's way cooler when it's smaller. Yup. Peace.
8:50 AM Sunday, Nov 18 (This game is like GLITCH MANIA! Hehe, get it? 'cuz it's so glitchy, and buggy!)
Wow... an hour after my last update, my internet went down, then it got back up really fast! Weird..... but here's the DEALIO!!! As you should know I'm making a game. Of course, I'm yet to finish one, because my attention span has lowered greatly over the last few monthes. SO I'll give you guys something as a preview. I'm not gonna work on this game anymore, it was the first one I made. No story, just controls, and a brownie, and some music! TADA! Okay so to shoot press space after getting the floating thing on the second screen, level, whatever you call it. If you like this game, please put feedback on the chat box or chat room, and don't save it, when the pop up thing comes up, click on run, not save, then you'll be able to play it (or should be able to) without it taking up memory. I'm not putting this into the game section, but into the newly added PAST UPDATES section. So in the future years, you can just scroll down for an hour to find it! Here's the link to download/run the game!
11:05 AM Saturday, Nov 17 (I try to make every update a pretty big... THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA!?)
And my internet is back and up again! After a month, you'd expect at least 3 new videos right? WRONG! Because you lucky people made me feel like animating last weekend, so I came up with the AMAZING 6 NEW VIDEOS!!!! Yup, 6 new videos. All short but cool. Here's some links to them (both of which are new never-ending series') Also, I'll have the next Mad Mad World in a while ^_^ BYE!
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10:30 PM Thursday, Oct 11 (Do that thing with comics with your coolest teacher if you like to draw, it rocks.)
Remember last Friday when I said this update would be big? Haha, I lied. BUT! I did make a new animation, which is another new never ending series, and this one is way better animated than most of my series'. It's called mad mad world, and its based on these comics I make with my teacher, Mr. Kievit where we switch off every other panel, so I make one, he makes one, I make one, he makes one, and so on. This wasn't exactly planned, I didn't tell him about me making a video from the comics for awhile, but hey, it's a good one, so he'll probably just be like "...............................wow...." and we'll maybe even end up showing the whole class! Hoora! Here's the 1st episodes link!
5:35 PM Friday, Sep 28 (POP QUIZ! Did you add Puggles to your friends yet?)
4:30 PM Friday, Oct 5 (BEWARE!!!)
Heh, funny, my internet was down for exactly a week, and exactly one week ago I ordered pizza...eh, whatever. New Never Ending Series. "Bang! The Therapist In Need Of Therapy." Awesome... and seriously, in my mind, you should be 18 or over to click on the "Click here if you can't hear cuss words" button. ~shiver~ but ya, this video made me like......bored....I just felt like animating once, then I was like "EH!!!!" And BLAM! My science teacher won the best new science teacher of the year for Arizona this week! Pretty sweet eh? Next update is gonna have lots of text. BEWARE!!!
New video today, bravo! But, there's a downside, one of my worst animations since "Manatee Rap" and obviously........ya...the story is that there's another Chad at my school, and he's in 1st grade, so me, Tyler, and sometimes Max go down and give them high 5s cuz we have nothing better to do. So they can't leave their little playground that's inside of a gate. So they reach through the gate and stuff. But one grabs Max's shirt, and they throw him on the ground and start kicking him and stuff. Guess what those little butt nuggets have now? I actually don't know. But I got out Scott free, cuz I was just watching and laughing. So he told me to make an animation, but I'm lazy and Halo 3 is waiting in the other room....... ya..... so I just made a short thing that actually took around 10 minutes! YAMAHA! So I got that done, that saved me from a nut shot. Actually, nothing today happened that made me hate life....although I DID have 3 tests, all easy though, one on science which I enjoyed because afterwards I got to do whatever, another was vocab, didn't study, never have, but always do good. Third was on the Paleolithic Era and Neolithic Era, I think I did good. I KNOW I only missed one on the science quiz, but got a bonus right, so I might have 100%. Vocab tests are always like 6 out of 8 or whatever. And the Paleolithic and Neolithic thing was like one of our first tests in Social Studies. On another subject, I guess you've noticed two new things: On these big long writings of mine, now they show the date and the saying. Also, above the "Contact Me On Myspace" button is another link to Myspace, my dogs Myspace. His names Joey, don't e-mail him, he can't type (And I never check his e-mail). But add him, his profile isn't private, and I'm his top friend. Yup. Look at his pics too, funny stuff! But once you add him, post a bulletin saying to add him, then he gets like 30 friends instead of 1! Good for you! Imma go play Halo and make sure my bro ordered the pizza
9:11 PM Thursday, Sep 27 (Sympathy isn't the cure, it's the poison and Laughter is the only cure)
Yesterday I sat in Spanish class listening to this lady talk to the class about how our choices are ours and only ours, and that nobody MAKES us do stuff, but we do anyways. Guess what we did during that class? We frikin traced our own hands and wrote our future goals on the fingers. And since at the beginning of class, the teacher told us that we were the only ones ever to read this paper we're filling out, so I spent that class thinking about how I feel like I'm in frikin kinder again because she knows we won't achieve our goals of become a millionaire. This councilor has no idea what sympathy is, nobody does anymore. Just listen to this, and this time, I'm not just thinking of a random saying, I'm saying the truth. Read what is says near the date this was posted, you'll believe me if you aren't a parent, teacher, or in elementary school. I wrote that because of something my dad said the other day: "So-And-So is too easy on her kids, when Aaron falls down, she cuddles him up and gives him hugs like it's all ok and he should be happy" NEWS FLASH PARENTS! Have you ever seen your 10 year old fall down on his face and get a bloody nose? He didn't cry, it's not because he's afraid his friends will laugh, he's just getting no sympathy. If he's not crying, and there's no teacher saying "everything's gonna be alright!" then you're doing a good job by not sending him to a wussy school, and by not sympathizing. I'm not saying sympathy is what causes sadness, but if you sympathize your kids until they're in high school, a jock will beat them up and the will literally go cry home to mommy. I'm personally a comedian at heart, so what I say is that laughter is the cure. DON'T TAKE THIS LITERALLY! This just means that simply if some chick gets dumped, just try to help, but don't sympathize, a mistake made by many therapists. But if she says "MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME AND I JUST CAN'T HANDLE LIFE ANYMORE!" First say something soothing (NOT LIKE "touch me" BUT SOMETHING ELSE!) like this: "Just keep on living, pretty soon you'll have another boyfriend, and in time you'll grow apart, besides, your young and not about to drop dead, so just realize that without you in life, who else will I eat burritos with on Sundays?" or something funny at the end like that. Ever seen a girl crying out loud that "HE SAID NO!" or maybe even "SHE SAID NO!" (which is pretty.........hot at certain occasions) just say "Suck it up and ask why, get a solid answer, I'll be your messenger" because girls hate to ask people out themselves, and obviously, I just can't stand not knowing what's going on, cuz I'm awesome. So if you need help, just e-mail me with a question or a problem (no math butt nuggets) and I'll reply with an easy yet funny yet simple answer. Awesome. Congratulations, if you read all of this then you are now an official customer to the Blonde Emo Therapist, Chad.